Movie Posters to Sequels-That-Were-Never-Made

20 Nov

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Here is a collection of movie posters for sequels that were never made. Although I am sure there are scripts to every single one of these movies, cause that’s just what Hollywood does. You can view more here. Enjoy.

 

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Super Bad Mario 1 & 2

19 Nov

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These videos are pretty much the same idea as the Blanka is a Troll videos but they still had me laughing pretty hard. Watch as Mario (joined by Luigi in the 2nd video) are edited in to make people getting hurt look even funnier. How funny you say? Well remember football in the groin (AKA ‘Man Being Hit by Football)? Well imagine that…but with Mario in it somehow…doing stuff…look, the videos are funny so just watch them okay? Enjoy!

Video Games: The Movie

18 Nov

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We got a great recommendation for you today people! Try Dr. Pepper with any spiced rum. You’ll love it. Oh and watch this documentary titled: Video Games The Movie.

It is right in your Nostalgic wheelhouse. The opening credits alone should be enough to get you hooked but then the movie delves into the history of video game creation, gamers and consoles…okay that sounds boring. But I swear it is very entertaining and you would have a Nostalgic Video Game Boner the whole time. Check out the trailer below and if you like it, log into your friend’s Netflix account and check out this movie. Enjoy!

This Will Kill A Minute: Supercut of Skeletors Insults

17 Nov

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If you didn’t know, Skeletor is a bit of a diva…come to think of it, everyone on that show might have been…Anyway, turns out Skeletor enjoyed throwing out some pretty awesome insults from time to time or terrible insults depending on how much of a cynical dick you are. Common people, it’s a cartoon from the 80s not a Comedy Central Roast. It is what it is. Enjoy!

Ladies and Gentlemen, 80s Model Brad Pitt

14 Nov

Brad working a "Yeah, I am the assistant manager of this Gap," crossed-arms pose.

These pictures are to show everyone that Brad Pitt is a normal guy. I mean look at him back in 1987, he’s not even a movie star yet! What a loser! Celebrities: they are just like us…only way better looking and also better than us in every way. Enjoy the photos!

The "classic '80s zany sitcom intro" pose.

The "pensive, but still making sure my hair looks good" pose.

The "I'm very sexily concerned about you" pose.

The "totally the movie poster for ridiculous rom-com" pose.

The "I am awkwardly sitting on box and literally about to fall off" pose.

Brad is the George Michael in this "let's pose like the members of Wham! " pose.

The "Oh, whoops, how did all that man-cleavage get there?" pose

The "let's have fun at the Sears Portrait Studio" couples pose.

The "I know you want a piece of this beefcake" pose.

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